<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3246631</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:45:19.729-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Amazing Angry Talking Penis</title><subtitle type='html'>The musings and perceptions of an angry appendage</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://angrypenis.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3246631/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://angrypenis.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Angry Penis</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3246631.post-111004277554622461</id><published>2005-03-05T09:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-05T10:15:09.250-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Our First Interview</title><summary type='text'>        The discussion that I have heard surrounding this news story has mostly been of two camps. The first declares that the man who was physically injured was the tragic victim, while others say that the woman, subject to emotional abuse, was really the one who had suffered.        What a crock!        The true victim of this was the severed member, but are the news agencies bothering to ask </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3246631/posts/default/111004277554622461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3246631/posts/default/111004277554622461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://angrypenis.blogspot.com/2005/03/our-first-interview.html' title='Our First Interview'/><author><name>Angry Penis</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3246631.post-110957653607804844</id><published>2005-02-27T23:42:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-28T09:08:41.886-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Everybody Wants to Get In On It</title><summary type='text'>        I no sooner put up a single post on this blog, when the a-hole next door starts complaining.                "I want a blog. It's not fair that only you get one. I got something to say too you know?"                Yeah, just what the world needs: another asshole with an opinion.                He is such a whining little bitch. Always complaining about something. If it wasn't for the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3246631/posts/default/110957653607804844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3246631/posts/default/110957653607804844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://angrypenis.blogspot.com/2005/02/everybody-wants-to-get-in-on-it_27.html' title='Everybody Wants to Get In On It'/><author><name>Angry Penis</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3246631.post-110943790158738447</id><published>2005-02-26T08:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-05T13:30:47.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm mad. I'm damn mad. Have been for a very long time, close to forty years and I'm just sick and tired of having to be quiet, expected to just hang here waiting to be handled or scratched. What kind of life is that? Tell me. You're god damned right I'm pissed. (And yes, I know what I just said is hi-la-ri-ous coming from a penis, but screw you.) What do I have to be angry about? Are you even </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3246631/posts/default/110943790158738447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3246631/posts/default/110943790158738447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://angrypenis.blogspot.com/2005/02/im-mad.html' title=''/><author><name>Angry Penis</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
